A Journal about Electoral Tyranny, the dullness of mobs, and diminishing returns.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Vicar Me Friday, Playlisters!

Aum Jai Aum Jai Ma Jai Aum Jai Aum, allzy'allz. Happy First Darks to all my occulted lunatistae and a happy W/E-day to the rest of yea. As a fitting switchup for the One True New Rat Year and in celebration of Our These United States' Phattest Vapor Ballot Tally Ever Known™ i want to make an unnessessary unconcession statement.

Niether The Banner nor i will consider pledging our delegates toward any other candidate spare Vermin Supreme. It is His Year, after all


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For an even more time-compressed delivery of media, please regardez pennilesscripple's tour d'breve:

Short And Not So Sweet



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PC (above) is a fellow subscriber of Prof. in Archivea Antihostile (below), who also playlists.

The Malcolm X Files



Antihostile's Files On Blogspot
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D'J33pz!!!1 Where da *smmch* u at, G-R4M? I ran the Sislek, but these cats are NOW about the argumentation. I feel all are didactically unready for:

eyemran: A Critique of The Mayor of Blacktown



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eyemran



Thunderf00t

Evoluion v Creationism



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All these playlists are made by the users, BTW. Let's pour an Orange Drink™ out onto the geraniums as a libation for Thee Persistence Of Bill Hicks' Memory and watch some T00l.

T00L B0X



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Flux Rostrum and the Unembedded Reporters Union thought Super Fat Tuesday was just another day in paradise, and are looking forward to throwing their sham votes at Vermin Supreme in November.


FluxRostrum - TWIF



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MBN



Mobilebroadcastnews
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Speaking of reporting the under-reported, here's some people that had their homes burnt down.


The Attack On MOVE



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Let's pick it up from there later, shall we?

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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Special Victory Units

Sorry if i seem to be withholding on the next installment of the Rape Joke That Is January Primaries, but...well, i've been gettin' some more some than usual-ally some-sum.

Some what, prithee mayhaps?


Massaging The Glass Teat



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Some focal examplary specifics for our coming Green Man Memorial Enclosure Expo:


That's OUR Surplus, Slicke!



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Enclosure is Thier™ Process. Some humans do require a kennel, to be sure. Even some dogs who never personally never ate chickens and weren't running with a pack on a given hypothetical night still, perhaps, need to be denied access to the Public Commons.


FunctInstruct: HowTo Insure Denial of Parole



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That's right, Charlie can't surf. Never killed anyone, wouldn't even be culpable as a Driver or for Aiding and Abbetting.
I still say i agree with the panel. Dude's a liability. The rest of the Population has free, unrestricted access to the Resources of the Commons as a basic Civil Right, yes?

HELLS NO.

That ain't right.


Bob's Alright



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I know we're NOT a Democracy and all, and it appears as if this is by your Choice, BTW; but still...


DemoKrazy

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...am i supposed to believe that you approve of continued ineptitude and...well, just general impotence and faggotry in the more than merely lackluster performance of the CADS (Civilian Advisory Death Squads) who get rubber-stamp certified by the School of the Americas? Now that it's changed name-charters to...WTF...St Mary's Rape College? Shit, i can't remember right now...BRB...


Boy's Life



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...W/e, i'll look it up later. Point is, they're all fucking sickos, yeah, but they're also creepy, closeted fags from pussy neighborhoods. They suck. I think we should've cut our losses after the Bay of Pigs and outsourced to Mongol or Cossack thugs.

Oh wait, the Soviets. Right. Gotcha.

Not a problem now; it's a Brave New Globalism. Look! There's a Hun below!


Žižek-a-lackin'

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Oh yeah. One more thing: Revolutionary Theory Is Neither.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Office Party FunBook

Here's a fun way to lively-up the conversation around the punch bowl: Print out one or more of the PDFs created from the articles in this list and hang 'em around the breakroom like mistletoe! Remember to use the Company's time and resources since it IS for the Staff Party and all.



 


http://www.projectcensored.org

The Top 25 Censored Stories of 2007
Listed on Project Censored


1. No Habeas Corpus for "Any Person"
2. Bush Moves Towards Martial Law
3. US Military Control of Africa's Resources
4. Frenzy of Increasingly Destructive Trade Agreements
5. Human Traffic Builds US Embassy in Iraq
6. Operation FALCON Raids
7. Behind Blackwater Inc
8. The US Neoliberal Invasion of India
9. Privatisation of America's Infrastructure
10. Vulture Funds Threaten Poor Nations Debt Relief
11. The Scam of "Reconstruction" in Afghanistan
12. Another Massacre in Haiti by US Troops
13. Immigrant Roundups to Gain Cheap Labour for US Corporate Giants
14. Impunity for US War Criminals
15. Toxic Exposure can be Transmitted to Second Generations on a "Second Genetic Code"
16. No Hard Evidence Connecting Bin Laden to 9/11
17. Drinking Water Contaminated by Military and Corporations
18. Mexico's Stolen Election
19. People's Movement Challenges Neoliberal Agenda
20. Terror Act Against Animal Activists
21. US Seeks WTO Immunity for Illegal Farm Payments
22. North Invades Mexico
23. Feinstein's Conflict of Interest in Iraq
24. Media Misquotes Threat from Iran's President
25. Who Will Profit from Native Energy?
 

D/L PDF of the Top 10
D/L PDF of the Bottom 15
D/L PDF of All 25 Articles



 

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Friday, October 12, 2007

Sideswiping

Introducing Bambi, SpecialOps' new puppy, keeping Iraq cute.



Slow newsday here in the Kiosk Under The Light At The End Of The Tunnel™.


Maybe.


I mean, some soldiers getting a new puppy and all aside, i just can't pick a proper carwreck out for allz'yallz. So i went to FuckedCompany to check in on the current corporate corpse count calendar.


A wholey-owned sub-blog of the Oligonomy Capitalist System.


No help from the cheerleaders of internet marketing, i guess. Usually one's adversaries provide ample fodder for straw men to disembowel in lieu of having a an insightful or even coheirant point, but Pud's different like that.


He's just so...likeable.


Marketing. Neccesary Evil, rooted in Money. Exhorbitantly demanding of it's own recompense for it's Labor, which consists of busking and hooking target consumers for the overall Profit of the Client. Clients may be Neccesary Evil, Luxury Evil, or just plain old Mom-And-Pop type Evil.

J/K. They can be Neutral Evil, too. Like me, only with money. Like PBS. W/e. We're boardin'.


Pud - Fuck


Well, that'll show the Oligopsomy a thing or two about Internet Commerce and Intellectual Property, huh?

Forward along the Great Shinning Uncharted Path Leading From The End Of The Tunnel!

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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Ahmadinejad 'n' US: An Exhalation

They say Iran, again. Rattle, rattle.



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Rev. Dr. Ahmadinejad is an obnoxiously hard to defend Executive Branche-Man, so this past week i must admit of a certain knee-jerk urge to give props of some sort to the public face of my beloved (pre'hap betrothed, anon) Shi'ia Persia.

See? He's cool with Jews.


Damn. I'm always looking for a fansub. WTF. Italian is sexo, si?

Next is a nice little rip from the UN webcast.



Whatever. I don't know if that's what he said. Rev Stuttery McRamblesome there is perfectly in keeping with a contemporary speaker. This ain't the Gilded Age. Dubya's verbal tragedies are encoded at DARPA and filtered through Cheney before he mangles them into "speaches"; Ahmadinejad has to decode whatever the Khomeniacracy flips him to compliment his sportswear ouvre.

My biggest problem with Iran is the number of journalists that country murders.

One would have though that mentionable in the news. You know, where journalists gather to talk.

W/e. moving on.

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Bill Hicks, Ascended Master

Bill Hicks' Final Interview








Tomorrow is Grandfalloonerry Day. What are you going to tell yourself to asuage your soul while you sit where They™ want you to, doing Thier™ bidding rather than hitting the streets?

Just curious. I'll probably just not get up.

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Saturday, September 08, 2007

Reinventing Your Selfishness: Prophylogeneticity Cross-indicates pr0ntogenicity


God - On All Fours


The Washington Post discovered that US backed militias do sometimes hang out with drug-cartel thugs, albiet only if said thugy drugies "infiltrate" aforementioned militias' no-doubt labrynthian security and internal oversight commandcontrols. Which are probably the best a boy can learn to emulate at the School For The Americas, where No Child Gets Left Unraped Until Blind™.

So a couple bad apples made a couple coke deals. WTF. At least we don't train them to torture nuns.

Or kill reporters.

VLogPlaya

VideoChannelling By Bob Forehead
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Thought i was gonna bust out the Gary Webb movies again, huh? Pwnt.


A Fair(y) Use Tale
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Hey, Cowboy Bob! Yeah, you, kid-cakes! Wanna buy a Hat?



It's utility 'round here is over. Finished, done, gone, out. Somebody should claim it 'afor'n ah give it to the freeballing UtiliKilt guy who lives up the hill. He'd wear it, too, and get away with it. W/e. Here's the keeper part.



Kurt said (insomuch as this particular nonanimate Golem speaks; which is to say "C_j flipped a coin") that the American Flag™ that he sat on for 4 (5?) years is up for the Patriot that can step up to claim both Flag and Hat. I think it's a 48-star flag; hard to tell being as it's folded proper. Hey, i was a trained civil servant once.


Ok, maybe not totally proper.


So, yeah. Still trying to sell our worlds over here.


I've multch'd more furniture than we've managed to sell or give away. W/e. Think today's sale is going to be a Moving Moving Sale. Like a movable feast, yeah? Except the other people don't know that we're going to show up at thier door with a bunch of crap to sell (and leave lying around if no-one's buying). I've already got a milkcrate full of random electoronics that Al Qu'aeDaffy would (allegedly) love to get a hol't of and a intercom mic/aux/VO unit loaded on the TrundleRound™. Think i'll pack on one each amp and tapedeck, maybe the conduit crate, and that fucking 10-column candleabra that keeps tripping me. Roll on down to Fremont, after cartoons of course. Leave it all in front of Lenin with a note that says "stoopid baby" under a large Prussian-pointing arrow.

It's going to be a spectacular day, People. Forward along the Shining Path.

We have nothing to lose but our wallet chains.


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Oh, snap. Gotcha.

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Friday, August 17, 2007

Ice On Death Row

In honor of the Anti-MOVE Mumia Haterz Society™, here's the brand-neue Mumia Abu Jamal Viewer. Updated with 5 fresh vids, layered on top for easy consumption. Check the Pam Africa vids at the end of this 40+ episode playlist, where there's an update on Mumia's case as well.

Mum(ia)'s The Word

Sri Doktor Mumia Abu Jamal's words from death row come via
PrisonRadio.Org
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Suryu, aKa ThierSpacer Ismael. /Props!


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Here's some climate research nibblettes in celebration of¡Polar Palooza 2007!



Seal Search

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You may want to check th' Passport Blog o' Knowledge out. Here's some more cold facts from the IceMen.




NPEO Field Report

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007


The Gary Webb Memorial IranContra Viewer

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As threatened in commentary i left on and inspired by this post by Sri Lo, i present the above playlist of videos relating to CIA traffic of drugs, guns, perhaps slaves, definately money, and inteligence information as a memorial to the reporter who lost his life for investigating it.

Or maybe he commited suicide.

Maybe. Hey, it's OK; look, here's some indy reporting:


Mosaic

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Notable holes in Mosaic coverage are, i'm told, the paucity of Turkish, Farsi, and Hebrew sources. So here's some Hebrew.


Matzpen

Matzpen
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Here's the newly-skin'd Iraq playa', looking resplendent with the newly added Queen Noor of Jordan interview as an opener. 85 vids in all now.

Renting: It's A War Thang, Baby

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Drive through.

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Monday, August 13, 2007

Media Gate


Manufacturing Consent


I know i bash Dr. Chomsky some; but that's just because i'm a political economist in grubby dungarees and he's a linguist deconstructing his way into tweed-clad anarchy. We're like clowns and mimes. His analysis of the dialectic between industry media and the citizenry of "democratic" nations is fairly spot-on, and his grip of modern history is solid.

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Bloomberg Report

New York continues as the role model for the Quieter, Gentrier American Century, leading us into a bold new world where only traffic lights and buildings can run cameras. Well, i guess you can still buy a liscense from the City if you have a good reason and a wheelbarrow fulla money. Kinda like the way the FCC doles out liscenses for the use of radio wavelengths; these are liscenses for lightwave capture.

We Are Change gets some last rays caught, recieving a few good elbows to their (_blank_)s as keepsakes.


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Could be worse. Could be investigating drugs-for-arms deals. (You can click through to this one; but yes you may want to proxy-up prior to doing so. I don't know who flagged it, or what could possibly be "mature viewing" in a Dateline clip w/ an Alex Jones outro, but here we are. This is why some people avoid me. Pussies.)

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Or covering Mexican electoral tyranny.


Brad Will - In Memorium
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Some US reporters have already run into the new active-denial system of media suppression, like NOLA's own FluxRostrum.


FluxRostrum - TWIF
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Pretty soon people in the Occupied Territories are going to have a hard time getting images of US citizens being complacent as thier Neue LiberCon overlords repave the highways with oil and skin.


Mosaic

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Let's All Laugh At Cheney.

Click below to read and comment on
Kucinich Delivering the Articles of Impeachment for Richard B Cheney!!



let the Post know where we stand: Behind Dennis Kucinich!


Guantanamero
Lyricae

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Page Checking

TiS kicked the can in my head forming over the Virginia Tech Massacre with this post.


Sky News posted this image on their server at 10:10 AM.


This man apparently had nothing to do with the massacre, as it was apparently one man acting alone who perpetrated the killings.

Running traceroute, BRB.

'K. It's a UK server.

So at 10:10 in the morning (5am US Eastern) on the 16th a picture of an asian man getting arrested was posted on the Sky servers. File had been edited at 9:10am (4:10 am USE). Hours later, when the events unfolded and the story was run, this picture ran with it (Caption: "A man is arrested by police") although the suspect allegedly died at the end of the day's slaughter.

Just so we're clear on the workflow.


Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters

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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Truth™







One-Handalone ClaPlayer

WTC 7 - Audit that, biotchesez!!!



Candidate's comment to Popular Mechanics:
I think Canada did it to take our attentions away from their assumption of Bechtel's bid-list; and although i would like to believe that Pop Mechanics' armchair CSI is plausible as much as i would the standard Truther™ fable (that Dubya and his Illuminati freinds used alien C4), niether get my timeslice. I require hard lab forensics, and you both have missed the option for an actual inquiry by years.

All the evidence is gone.

So, only speculative sleuthing is left.

Start with motive.
I'd put Kaliph S Moha' as prime suspect at this point; he's the one with a stated threat AND a prior attempt. 9-11 would have been a successful life's work for him. However, his cabal wasn't particularly good at IT (International Terrorism), being moled out in the 90's; he's no Jackal.

Ideologues are the exception among criminal masterminds, though. Most are just greedy. Thus the next most likely suspect is a profile familiar in New York; an inspecific slumlord, one who has a partner who's into development and another in demolitions, maybe another in industrial scrap. Remember, the bullion in the basements was moved out too.
Next would be Haliburton, for real; even a 5th grader could see by the time tower 2 came down that we were going to war with Iraq, and that meant a cash payoff for our usual suspects in war profiteering.

I'm sure a couple more cabals could be reasonably suspected prior to adding our Sunni allies in Afganistan to the list of criminally motivated, and without a money trail i really don't see them motivated enough to spend as much as was required to train, inject and house the agents here who pulled it off.

First, follow the money. Who benifits? The benificiary or Bin Laden? How much cash is being/has been spread around as opposed to lump-sum dropped on particular companies involved in the properties affected?

I mean, IF you want to get at an answer. If you just want to bitch about a bitch's demand for a real investigation and give the rest of us no real meat from EITHER camp, do by all means keep playing the 9-11 Truth™ Game with the conspiracy crowd.

I know I sure love it. It's refreshing to have so many people in the country around me dance around the real issues and throw shit at each other.

No wonder we still have the electoral college embarassment...

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Oh, do let's all jump on the lesbian for actually talking about a politically pertainant issue.


Gloria Stienem: GynaGatekeeper


W/E. I'm telling you, drop it. Time's wasting, and there's no aliens coming to give you more.


Simian Suffrage?


The Dems will put a woman or a black up. This will give you a Republican president in 2008, even if the popular vote disagrees. Congress will allow Dubya's agenda to play out, since that's what Congress does is facilitate the ruling cabal's agenda.

Unless you limit their terms.


Tro' Da Bums Out!






Tenure Corrupts

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