A Journal about Electoral Tyranny, the dullness of mobs, and diminishing returns.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Let's See You Get Out Of This One, Bats!

Muahaha.


M03 Gr33n - Let It Burn
Go see Moe's Place on ThierSpace!


I've got you now, Batman, you Chomsky-sucking mutherfugg...

Srry, y'all. That one's a particularly hilarious-to-me "joke" that even a Presidential Hopeful™ can't summon the solipsism to elucidate. The RapeJoke of US Foreign Policy is funnier. Moe would get it. Battim, if you find this, know that i won't rest until you get it too. I'm sorry that it won't be as funny as:

USFPIARJ Teaser Wants You And Dresses Like It Too.


Srry, that's the RapeJoke of US Development And Enclosure/Domestic Policy. So hard to keep them separate.

Anyway, that shit ain't funny, and i know you know i know this, and you had best be aware that am fully aware of the former, and am still going to shove it in any and every face i see, even the "innocent" amongst the wellwishers, when ere hence i boil it down to servable dimentia.

Qua? Because...because you fuckers are driving your cars around, paying the banks and companies what They™ tell you to, acting like you've got a fucking say in who becomes Bush's heir to the puppethone, acting like even if you did have a say there was a cunting difference on stage between the 6 wastes of skin offered, and all the while your tax dollars are once again paying for worldwide outsourcing of rape and murder at increasing rates; and you act as if this is understandable given how crazy Arabs are.

Worse, you act like you believe this cockamamie half-assed lie is fooling you, and then...l0lz, get this shit..THEN YOU ACT LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO NOT CALL YOU ON IT.

Oh Cracka i KNOW you ain't that high.

Which of you females reading this is thinking "Obama or Hilary?" WHICH ONE OF YOU?

Fucking better be NONE. Serious. WTF? You LIKE Rape as a Foreign Policy strategy? Will there be less with either one of those capitulating mealymouthed corporate stooges as Official USA Talking Head? Really?

You think?

You think it matters what you think? Still? Do The Goddam Reading.

Democracy Self-Exam Tool

The Only Complete™
Compendium of US State Laws Governing Electoral Procedure.




Which one of you-wanna be Realists still thinks the 2004 electoral-over-popular count doesn't decidedly prove beyond the standard mean required that the US electoral college is not contingent upon the popular count? Which one, two, or W/e is so fucking committed to the Ideal Armchair of Moderation that following the fucking paper trail from New York through London to Dubai is the job of "Conspiracy Freaks" and not merely another good way to track the obvious actions of a global cartel of multinationalist corporate dynasties?

Which 20 of you ARE conspiracy fucktards, buying your clique's racist, ethnocentrist, tribalist misdirection legends? WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING PEOPLE BELIEVED THE HASHEMSFILMS L0LZFEST?

WHO HERE BELIEVES THE FUCKING SAUCERMEN ARE COMING?

Derp. Dipshits. You aren't fooling anyone by acting as if you think that's within the reach of plausible. It's praetobviously not, and as a matter of fact one WOULD have to be slightly retarded to think that aliens were going to alieviate us of the responsibilties implicit in dealing with the ever-growing gobs of human feces appearing (as if by divine intervention!) in our personal doggie dishes.

I don't care if it's out of fear that you don't face down the FaceLess with me. It's always been so obvious to me that an oligarchy controlled the Western world. One controls Japan, in collusion with the Imperial aristocracy which they kept. One controls India, created by the Aryans when they took over the ArcheoTamil world. Ghandi was a pale motherfucker, huh? They're good at it, them Aryan Cousins of mine.

In the West they didn't fare so well. No Bible. That's key in the beginning. This is why it's easy to blame the Jews; their founding autocrat wrote the bible that the whole of Western Culture looks to as some sort of keystone. Here's the kicker, boys and girls:

No Gods empower these people.

In case you haven't noticed, those symbol sets don't mean shit in physical reality, being as the sky is empty. No MagicMan in the clouds. So that's all just control myths. And you have to be pretty fucking broken to let some other idiot's poorly plaguarized spook story control you into giving real authority to elitist thugs.

Every Jew i know wants nothing to do with Israel and gets no Hanakhah gifts with Tel Aviv postmarks, dig? Every blond i know wants nothing to with Nazi scumbags and has no claim on their ancestral farmland in the Rhone Valley, every Londoner i know has no love for the Royals....

...hmph. I don't know any Londoners, actually. Fucking go back to 1812, everybody. NOW.

Alright, here's a happy Revolutionary Music Video to motivate you.

Tania (Be Cool About Fire Safety, Comrade Paris!)


I'll be there waiting. Hurry up, and somebody PLEASE give Paris an AK.

Sorry if i yelled...No, fuck that. Sorry if you think Democracy isn't worth looking into.

All Power To The People™.

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Crossing Imaginary Property Lines


M03 Gr33n - Walk On


Is it safe, Comrades and Babies? Can we come out now?

It's always as safe as the nexus of one's preparedness and willingess to sacrifice. Remember that.

Fight Digital Enclosure and Refuse Imaginary Property.

The FCC and our Intertubes are becoming better aquainted.


This is a Very Bad Thing. To wit:

Steal This Film, Too!



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The first part for those just joining us here on the EPirate Maine:

Filesharing is NOT just a free lunch.

Steal This Playlist!


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Of course one should (i believe) pay homage to Sri Abbie at the mention of socialized stealing as a means of resisting Enclosure.

Abbie Hoffman - Steal This Movie



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They killed him, you know. Prior to Gulf 1. Yep. Said it was suicide by pills. Yep. Abbie Hoffman, veteran Acid Warrior, the White Panther.

Aum.

WTF, it's Applied Piracy Awareness Day, Everyday. Always.

Time To Go 10-8, People.



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While researching/media-culling for the RapeJoke (Ep 2 release date: tomorrow) it struck me: some of the killers who kill for a living come back from the places we sent them to kill people in with, like, issues. Wacky, wild stuff. It's like if you feed a pitbull gunpowder and broken glass between fights and beatings it may not work out as a lapdog after a while.

Go fig'.

Post Quagmire Stress Disorder



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Here's a tasty little dish about everyone's favorite sweetener.

Sweet Misery



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Are some of you pukes STILL biting your tiny toenails RE: the sick spacklejob covering the multiple abcessed ulcers on the American Corpus Politi known as Election 2008? WTF? You don't believe the stark reality explicated via The Only Complete™ Compendium of US State Laws Governing Electoral Procedure? Read the codes again; the situation remains the same. After New Hamshire's obviously fudged tally i would think a Citizen pretty fucking dull in maintaining an illusion that the votes of average people are really translated into Diebold (or ESS) electoral entabulations. Besides, who's a reall choice? Fucking Ron Paul? Why, because he hasn't done anything but make money the whole race? Because he's a REAL Republican, and thinks that democracy is opposed to "The Rule Of Law"? 911? Oh, yeah, he'll TOTALLY force a new, unbiased, forensically unimpeachable (L0lz) investigation. As sure as he'll get the GOP nomination he will, no doubt.

Fucking grow up. The best thing to do is to support a third party candidate to underline the point that no-one asked us who we wanted to choose from, or how debates would be run, or aired, or how campaigns would be fairly financed...or anything.

Pick the Darkest Horse.

Since (Psuedo)Democracy Now! saw fit to splice in Dennis The Heinous, as if he was the only excluded Presidential Hopeful, i see fit to firmly point to Hon. Mike Gravel as the Universal Persona Non-Gratia for the 2008 US Presidential Shadow Play. Technically a Dem, but National won't admit it.

Gravel in '08!



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Be Seeing You.

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