A Journal about Electoral Tyranny, the dullness of mobs, and diminishing returns.

Friday, December 22, 2006

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An Important Message For All
On The First Annual International Orgasm For Peace Day
From Sri LoverTits

Peaches - FatherFucker


That's right. It's The First Annual International Orgasm For Peace Day, which is probably just some scam thought up by a hippie at AlterNet to get a lil som-some from his fridgidarierre life-partner, but i'm STILL down wit it. Regardez; let's check in on Sri Dr. Annie Sprinkle, Phd.



Whilst i'm swiping code and hijacking Shock(sans Awe)Waves, let's segue back to pre(and post)coital 'toonishness.

Al Jazeera Cartoons



I shrewdly avoid a PowerPuff Girl entandre here, proving that i have a sensitive outward demenour that would ne'er tarnish our National Rep with allusions to fourways with minors or thier role models.

In public.


PPG: I See A Funny Cartoon In Your Future
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The real importance is here: My early MaMaass gift to Cj 08 TX CM, the right Hon Rev SWIM, who doesn't let the fact that he disagrees with me deter his dutiful execution of the office conferred upon him.

I assume. I mean, i'm not in Texas, i can't really check up on it. I just figure the Lone Star State is in my cotton-pickin' pocket, since they so love Okies there.


Calls To Cthulhu
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Cthulu Dreams. Last night i had a dream that the campaign caught on just enough so that i was taken out after writing a Blogger post. It was kinda bittersweet. Like fucking an Ex and dying afterwards.

For the rest, here's Sri Carlin, during an angry decade that was the Reagan Years.
This is the Carlin who was, is, and shall always be my ONLY role model.


Carlin: What Am I Doing In New Jersey?
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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Virgin Dragons and Electoral Wish Fulfillment

What happens to a vote deferred?



Does it become a phantom tally, like a Diebold'd cheksum?




(not for view by epilepsy sufferers)
Relax, Close Your Eyes & Count To 100
For Turgorifications

Feel the Potentential?
then copy & repost to promote your values!
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Or does it add it's weight to the sum of injustices we heap upon ourselves, lending more gravitas to the singularity of void politic, exerting it's finality towards the inevitable perfection of Our constitutional union wither They™ want it or not?




Can it parthenogenesise like a Komodo Dragon?




'Coz that would handle the whole sitch', natch'.

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