A Journal about Electoral Tyranny, the dullness of mobs, and diminishing returns.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

On Being Polite To Men Who Beat Little Girls.

On Being Polite To Men Who Beat Little Girls.


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Fort Pierce Police Chief Sean Baldwin says he believes his officer used the appropriate force when he punched the teenager and then used pepper spray.

Why don't you give Sean Baldwin a call and let him know what you think...

Non-Emergency Phone: 772-465-5770

Send Him an E-mail to: sbaldwin@fppd.org
Fort Pierce Mayor, Robert Benton: 772-461-2200 Ext: 301

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I opted for a rather diplomatic and formal request for disclosure via email.

To:Chief Sean Baldwin:

Subject:Shelwanda Riley

Chief Baldwin:

I was told it was one of your officers that i was watching pepper spray a child with whom he was toying in a video on YouTube. Before i make any untoward remarks, i would like to make sure that on the night of October the 14th 2007 a member of your command was involved in the detention/child abuse of Shelwanda Riley, 15.

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Citizen j in 2008!!

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The Browns: Taxation Without Representation

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Dissenting Amerikkka's tax-evading Nor'Easterners, the Browns, finnally get caught with no bloodshed after months of fire-bombless cat and mouse with US Marshalls sent by the Treasury on behalf of the IRS. See, it's good to be rich.

Guess what would happen to you and i should we be so brash?

Probably the same thing. We're all White here, right?

Lethal Skillz, Dj

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Straight Outta Beruit. Pretty blanched.

Bring The Rock

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

...And Now, The Other News.

Last night's round-up of nicey-nice from the Greater Mesopotamian Area can only be followed by a Lightening Round. Here's the 3rd quarter spin from the Insurgent's Advocate™ and a healthy dose of Aljazeera English Report Capsules to follow.



Iraq: The hidden facts

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Aljazeera English Special Reports

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Now shake it off with Louis CK.


Lucky LouisVille

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Monday, October 01, 2007

Tandoor Norge and Arab Entertainments

Hungry like a muthafucka over here. Time for....

¡Tandoor Norge mit Cj Beavers' Son!


A PanIndoAryan marriage of epicurean economy and simplicity for the poor and very poor alike!









Don't git sc'ir'dt, now. That's just black salt rubbed on the ribs. These are end-of-season country-style pork ribs; a bargain at $1.69 per steak. Boneless. Nice.

After a salt rub and thorough rince, brown the meat in a dash of oil with some chopped garlic and a liberal pinch from all the spices you'll be using.

The spices you'll need: tumerick, yellow curry, mustard seed, caraway, cumin, green curry paste, garam masala, powdered basil, sumac, and your own secret Vindalooperizer, whatever that is.

That's the black rocksalt i did the rub with in the saucer with my yellow onion and garlic. This is a mild curry.

While the meat is browning slice up a couple of organically grown carrots and a shallot shipped fresh from Montana disguised as stereo parts. Or improvise. Might want some potatoes? I usually do. I also usually throw in some apple with pork or lamb.

When the meat is nicely brown and sealed hit it with the spices again and lower the heat to simmer down some more onions.

OMG! You did have a Dutch Oven in the oven which you were preheating to 350 (Fahr.), right? Srry, my bad for not specifying that as the first thing to do. I always set both halves in with the water i'll need for my rice split between the two; so about 1.5 cups of water in the bottom and another 3/4 in the top.
When it's at temp and the meat's browned, layer the bottom with carrots and onion/shallot. Thrown in dry rice (2:1=water:rice for most white types).

Put your flesh and flavors on the pile.

In the same pan you seared the meat with, combine a teaspoon or 2 of green curry paste with 1/4 cup of water.
When no one else is looking, throw a pinch of cinnimon into this. Whisk it up real nice and pretty, douche it into the Dutch Oven.

Surround your meat with the rest of the tubers and apple. This is a rather low pile; the more vegative/fruit stuff you cover the rice and meat with the better. Spice it again.

Pop it in for 40 minutes, at which time you may want to check for water levels and flip the meat. If you put in a splash or three of extra liquid (broth, miso soup, Nun's blood, W/E) you can let it ride for the next 40 minutes. Total time will be about 1:20 (80 minutes) total or until rice is done.



While we're waiting for our personal pork roasts to roast, let's watch some amusing Muslim folks.

I redefined Occupied Territories to mean "everywhere". It's true. Check th' neue adds to this player, Playa. From Iraq: "Fuck the Wahabi Fasir" and "Fuck Al'Queda"; and a nice new one from Nomads.



MCz of tha OTz

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Props 2 amnesia, our translatrix incognita from ILoveQatar.Net!!
¡I Heart Qatar!

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Axis Of Evil

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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Sunday Sermon From Rev. Tommy D


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The one thing all cultures of H. Sapiens can agree on is that money is our common tongue, and we're all somehow each and everyone intractably reliant upon it to the point that we are inseperable from it and it's dance is our jig of life. Money is just a tool; an incredably misused tool, and yet we all spin around the anti-Maypole of pecuniary "need" like an acidheaded carpenter who's married his sabre saw.

If i chose to use one tool, and one tool only, for each chore in my garden, regardless of season or chore at hand, you'd think me a fairly crappy gardener, yes?

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