A Journal about Electoral Tyranny, the dullness of mobs, and diminishing returns.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

On The Getting Of Some (tips for renters)

Get

Your

War

On

Get Your War On(line)

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BTW, happy Wounded Knee Weekend. It's the 116th aniversary of the War to End All Indian Wars, or Whatever™. We might not have been able to hang Chief Sitting Bull, but we finally got some strange fruit swingin' in Babylon, eh wot? All together now: USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!

oopsie, this one fell out of the below playlist.

Get that for me, will ya? Thanks, doll.


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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Media Me


Descendents - Hurtin' Crue


Shiv.

this ain't gonna work...



YEEEE HAW!!!!

One for two ain't bad. The original intent? The Reuters?

yeah, it failed.

So why, you may ask, did i attempt to get the Reuters stream running here?

Well, because they said it would. This is the umpteenth media stream that i have attempted to get up-ons for y'all, and they resist sooooo well, it's giving me wood.

I LOVE IT when a source is spunky. Like you can stop me, sluts.

No media has ever stopped me. I will capture you, hijack you, rip you, straight-splitterfeed your NTSC ass into a VCR and recapture you if neccessary. RA, WMV, OGG, XML, SWF, MPG or MOV, you are mine.

I see, i hear, i own, i share. I am the massage that makes your message, Media.

I will ducttape my cammcorder to the monitor downstairs and webcam your feed if required. I'll shoplift your DVD and give it to my mom for her birthday, using her machine to rip it to an overseas server before emptying her fridge and leaving.

I'll pry-pop your newstand just to give three copies of the Sunday addition to the transients by the QFC.

Information, especially that which is as biased as you provide, should not be jealously guarded like a hermetic secret. It should be openfed, paid for by the leeches at Coke and ADM. Otherwise, i shouldn't see those adds. Right?



Right.

BTW, isn't it nice to have Ethiopia showing their ass-kicking colors again? These fine Lost Tribesmen have been defeated once, maybe twice. They destroyed the Itallian army back in the colonial days. The British marched to Addiss Abba and quelled the natives some. Ethiopian script, Amharik, looks so much like Hebrew that i just consider them Jews. So do alot of the people living in the middle of Lake Victoria. You know, the ones with the original Torah and the Arc of the Covenant. When these folks decide to clean house on noob sects of the JudeoChrislamic family they have a bit more authority than most generations ever get to see. Watch close, kids.


So you wanna watch
Al Jazeera English,
but not from Gitmo?


James Brown, the Godfather of Al Jazeera English

Let Citizen j take it on his Presidentially Hopeful™ chin for ya.

Download the Real Stream Webloc here,

from the Constitutionalist's Warroom.

(dblclk .smil after d/l - requires Real Media Player)
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Ford Dies, Nixon Trial Resumes

Calls Bush "Clumsy" From Grave






From LinkTV.Org
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Monday, December 25, 2006

Tug the Shroud

Silence for the GodFather, chillun.


Drink to the Dead, then move on. Felize Kali Puja, y'all.


I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
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I wish my freind Gene read these blogs. I would thank him here for flying all the way up to Seattle to spend his last few precious days of unmarried life with me, and for making me watch Fight Club. I hated Brad Pitt and Hollywood so much i had nearly missed a brilliant and truly visionary film.

Since he doesn't read this, i can safely tell you that he is, in fact, at least partially Korean.

Which segues nicely into the subject of American Action in Asia, which is not the Pr0n site it should be but rather a manifestering of our waropoly capitalism.

Allow me to expand upon an earlier post. From the entry at the Wonderful Wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Stockdale:

On August 4, 1964, squadron commander Stockdale was one of the US pilots flying overhead during the second alleged attack of the Gulf of Tonkin Incident; unlike the first attack, this one is believed to have been a false alarm. In the early 1990s, he recounted: "[I] had the best seat in the house to watch that event, and our destroyers were just shooting at phantom targets‚ there were no PT boats there.... There was nothing there but black water and American fire power." Stockdale said his superiors ordered him to keep quiet about this. After he was captured, this knowledge threw a burden upon him. He later said he was concerned that his captors would eventually force him to reveal that he knew this terrible secret about the Vietnam War.



Mr Bungle
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This is a favourite way of starting a war, the "they started it!" arguement. The Spanish American War, The Mexican War, driving the people who used to live here in these United States into the desert, even our Civil War were all started using false claims of shots from the other side coming first.

This, i'm sorry to say, illuminates the bloodthirsty stupidity of anyone who gives these claims the merest allowance of credance. Disingenuous is too light a word to label such lies.

Think about it. You're a NVA patrol, it's just you and one other surplus Russian PT boat cruising the delta. 3 guys per boat, one .50 each.

You see a couple US boats. A tad bigger.


USS Maddox, Destroyer


Are you going to:

A: Flip a Rockford and go have some of that Tom Khai soup up the river a few clicks, or

B: Die?

One doesn't attack a US Destroyer in a fucking PT boat. Not without serious complaints from crewmates, delivered most likely in the form of a pistol-butt to the medulla.

The BBC has done a delightful job in painting the picture of why we do that hoodoo that we do so well. Regardez-vous:


Why We Fight
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The BBC neglected to mention the facts that Haliburton is based in the Commonwealth, Iraq was invaded by the British in 1914, and that a good portion of our defence industry is owned by British interests. We tend to invade places where the Queen has a stake.


Springtime For Hitler
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Where were the U-boats made? Southampton and New Jersey? What exactly were the conditions of the treaty we signed that ended the War of 1812?


Speaker Nancy "Palamino" Pelosi
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Hey whatever, huh? At least we've gotten through the worst of Bush II, huh? Fucking eh, it is Christmas, right?

Not around me, lambikins. I don't do that doodoo. There is no Messiah to save you from yourselves.

You are the reason we fight, because you allow Them™ to rule you, you allow Them™ to scare you, and then you pick up weapons when told to and kill whom you're told is enemy.

My gift to you: my undying spite, a continued resolve to work toward the better side of our shared human nature on your behalf until you learn to do it for yourselves, and the solemn oath that i won't kill any of you no matter how very much you ALL deserve it.

This, again, is much more than you will recieve from any other Presidential Candidate™.



¡Jai Maa Jai!