A Journal about Electoral Tyranny, the dullness of mobs, and diminishing returns.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Special Victory Units

Sorry if i seem to be withholding on the next installment of the Rape Joke That Is January Primaries, but...well, i've been gettin' some more some than usual-ally some-sum.

Some what, prithee mayhaps?


Massaging The Glass Teat



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Some focal examplary specifics for our coming Green Man Memorial Enclosure Expo:


That's OUR Surplus, Slicke!



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Enclosure is Thier™ Process. Some humans do require a kennel, to be sure. Even some dogs who never personally never ate chickens and weren't running with a pack on a given hypothetical night still, perhaps, need to be denied access to the Public Commons.


FunctInstruct: HowTo Insure Denial of Parole



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That's right, Charlie can't surf. Never killed anyone, wouldn't even be culpable as a Driver or for Aiding and Abbetting.
I still say i agree with the panel. Dude's a liability. The rest of the Population has free, unrestricted access to the Resources of the Commons as a basic Civil Right, yes?

HELLS NO.

That ain't right.


Bob's Alright



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I know we're NOT a Democracy and all, and it appears as if this is by your Choice, BTW; but still...


DemoKrazy

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...am i supposed to believe that you approve of continued ineptitude and...well, just general impotence and faggotry in the more than merely lackluster performance of the CADS (Civilian Advisory Death Squads) who get rubber-stamp certified by the School of the Americas? Now that it's changed name-charters to...WTF...St Mary's Rape College? Shit, i can't remember right now...BRB...


Boy's Life



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...W/e, i'll look it up later. Point is, they're all fucking sickos, yeah, but they're also creepy, closeted fags from pussy neighborhoods. They suck. I think we should've cut our losses after the Bay of Pigs and outsourced to Mongol or Cossack thugs.

Oh wait, the Soviets. Right. Gotcha.

Not a problem now; it's a Brave New Globalism. Look! There's a Hun below!


Žižek-a-lackin'

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Oh yeah. One more thing: Revolutionary Theory Is Neither.

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Pass The Paine


Tricky - Black Steel


Candidate's Prememoriae: Since about half of this campaign's support (and staff) are (surprisingly) inelligable to sign on as petitioners due to suspensions of civil liberties recieved as bonus pain with felony convictions, i hereby pass the following down the block...



From: Thousand Kites
Date: Dec 4, 2007 11:34 AM



Dear Citizen J,

The Thousand Kites Team would like to ask for your support for a special radio project called Calls from Home. Calls from Home is a simple project. We open our recording studio's toll-free number from 3-11pm on December 11th and record calls from prisoner families and supporters from across the country.

We then broadcast the program on over 120 radio stations across the country and bring hundreds of voices (people singing songs, reading poems, and speaking from the heart) to hundreds of thousands of prisoners. We need your help in spreading the word and making the program as strong as possible. Here is how you can help us.

- Call in to the show on Dec. 11th from 3-11pm eastern time. Call toll free at 888-396-1208 and the Thousand Kites team will be there to take your call. We usually just say "Caller, you're on the air, who would you like to send a message to tonight?"

- If you want to call a message in right now you can call our answering machine at 877-518-0606.

- Spread the word to other people. Please pass this on and ask other folks to get involved. You can learn more at our website at www.thousandkites.org

- After the show is recorded we put it up for free downloads. Download it and get it played our your local community radio station, play a section at a meeting, get it played at a church, class, or even in a prison and hold a discussion about incarceration in the United States.

Finally, help us spread the word on My Space. Please re-post this to your friends.

Peace,
Thousand Kites Team

email: thousandkitesproject@gmail.com
phone: 606.633.0108
www.thousandkites.org


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To be pedantically Kantian about it, our Hero of The Age (Of Reason) is STILL Sri Thomas Paine, World Citizen Pretend and Shit-Stirrer Excelsior. Paine spent time in multiple prisons thanks to his propensity to speak Truth to Power, championing Democracy and secular egalitarian reform. To know his story is to know the history of the Amero-Anglican Schism known as The Revolutionary War; and thus understand why he languished in that Death Row Castle and Deepest of Holes, the Bastille, while the new Nation he helped create ignored his plight and betrayed his work.



Bring The Paine



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Modern bellwether, Sri Abbie Hoffman, knew the sting of Authority's ire well.


Steal This Movie!

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Any thing else i have for allzy'all at this point would be distressing and depressing and generally de-progressing.

So here's some funny guys.



Williams' Street

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If you watch both playlists en totale, you'll note that both comedians tell jokes involving inter-species sex between primates. I think that's a clue.



Chapelle

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Saturday, October 06, 2007

On Being Polite To Men Who Beat Little Girls.

On Being Polite To Men Who Beat Little Girls.


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Fort Pierce Police Chief Sean Baldwin says he believes his officer used the appropriate force when he punched the teenager and then used pepper spray.

Why don't you give Sean Baldwin a call and let him know what you think...

Non-Emergency Phone: 772-465-5770

Send Him an E-mail to: sbaldwin@fppd.org
Fort Pierce Mayor, Robert Benton: 772-461-2200 Ext: 301

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I opted for a rather diplomatic and formal request for disclosure via email.

To:Chief Sean Baldwin:

Subject:Shelwanda Riley

Chief Baldwin:

I was told it was one of your officers that i was watching pepper spray a child with whom he was toying in a video on YouTube. Before i make any untoward remarks, i would like to make sure that on the night of October the 14th 2007 a member of your command was involved in the detention/child abuse of Shelwanda Riley, 15.

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Citizen j in 2008!!

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The Browns: Taxation Without Representation

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Dissenting Amerikkka's tax-evading Nor'Easterners, the Browns, finnally get caught with no bloodshed after months of fire-bombless cat and mouse with US Marshalls sent by the Treasury on behalf of the IRS. See, it's good to be rich.

Guess what would happen to you and i should we be so brash?

Probably the same thing. We're all White here, right?

Lethal Skillz, Dj

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Straight Outta Beruit. Pretty blanched.

Bring The Rock

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Monday, October 01, 2007

Tandoor Norge and Arab Entertainments

Hungry like a muthafucka over here. Time for....

¡Tandoor Norge mit Cj Beavers' Son!


A PanIndoAryan marriage of epicurean economy and simplicity for the poor and very poor alike!









Don't git sc'ir'dt, now. That's just black salt rubbed on the ribs. These are end-of-season country-style pork ribs; a bargain at $1.69 per steak. Boneless. Nice.

After a salt rub and thorough rince, brown the meat in a dash of oil with some chopped garlic and a liberal pinch from all the spices you'll be using.

The spices you'll need: tumerick, yellow curry, mustard seed, caraway, cumin, green curry paste, garam masala, powdered basil, sumac, and your own secret Vindalooperizer, whatever that is.

That's the black rocksalt i did the rub with in the saucer with my yellow onion and garlic. This is a mild curry.

While the meat is browning slice up a couple of organically grown carrots and a shallot shipped fresh from Montana disguised as stereo parts. Or improvise. Might want some potatoes? I usually do. I also usually throw in some apple with pork or lamb.

When the meat is nicely brown and sealed hit it with the spices again and lower the heat to simmer down some more onions.

OMG! You did have a Dutch Oven in the oven which you were preheating to 350 (Fahr.), right? Srry, my bad for not specifying that as the first thing to do. I always set both halves in with the water i'll need for my rice split between the two; so about 1.5 cups of water in the bottom and another 3/4 in the top.
When it's at temp and the meat's browned, layer the bottom with carrots and onion/shallot. Thrown in dry rice (2:1=water:rice for most white types).

Put your flesh and flavors on the pile.

In the same pan you seared the meat with, combine a teaspoon or 2 of green curry paste with 1/4 cup of water.
When no one else is looking, throw a pinch of cinnimon into this. Whisk it up real nice and pretty, douche it into the Dutch Oven.

Surround your meat with the rest of the tubers and apple. This is a rather low pile; the more vegative/fruit stuff you cover the rice and meat with the better. Spice it again.

Pop it in for 40 minutes, at which time you may want to check for water levels and flip the meat. If you put in a splash or three of extra liquid (broth, miso soup, Nun's blood, W/E) you can let it ride for the next 40 minutes. Total time will be about 1:20 (80 minutes) total or until rice is done.



While we're waiting for our personal pork roasts to roast, let's watch some amusing Muslim folks.

I redefined Occupied Territories to mean "everywhere". It's true. Check th' neue adds to this player, Playa. From Iraq: "Fuck the Wahabi Fasir" and "Fuck Al'Queda"; and a nice new one from Nomads.



MCz of tha OTz

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Props 2 amnesia, our translatrix incognita from ILoveQatar.Net!!
¡I Heart Qatar!

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Axis Of Evil

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