A Journal about Electoral Tyranny, the dullness of mobs, and diminishing returns.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Confessors of The City

St Augustine Bear: An Inspiror
The Adventures of Confessions of Saint Augustine Bear


Get Your War On
Get All Your War On


Since i know some people in New York read this, i thought i'd give a Destination Event Suggestion ~ Form Of: David Rees in Greenpoint for a free engagement at Word Books. Buy a copy of both books, whose royalties go towards landmine removal.
MDC 5
"We can't walk over there."


I note that the US is having an unrequited honeymoon with our new nuclear bedfellows in the World's Largest Democacy™, India. Thanks for blue-balling America back to dealing with that clusterbombing hooker in Tel Aviv, Singh.

W/e. Here's 78 vids of Sri Carlin.


The Confessions Of Saint George

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Benchmarks, Cleared

Salaam.

It is my outermost pleasure to present to one, all, and allzy'alls, the fruition of the Block 13 FanSub Project's persistance of being. In less than a year's budgetted temporal estimation a translator appeared and transcription of episode 1 (one) has made it to Preview.


Check it.

Block 13: The Arab South Park, In English (ep 1)




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Shoutz out to Qatar's Ms K, translatrix extraordinaire, without whom this would be truly impossible. Salaam!

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Monday, May 21, 2007

Motion Censor

If you wanna watch some D Gray, everybody's favorite Akuma-killing, vampire Exorcist hanging-out-with, half-possessed-cyborg toyboy, do so below with haste. These vids get yanked with vengeance by the dark toadies of IP™.


D'Gray's Anatomy
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Here's some animal planet bullshit.


Mortal Carnivalé
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Here's a bit of the very glitchy future we're building our selves. L0lz.


FutureWar Now
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Here's some cartoons.


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Monday, April 16, 2007

Full-On

Before i take you to Al and Ed's place, perhaps you'd like to read up on the fallout of the Ottoman Enclosure Acts?

No?

'K. Mais oui, we

French Thee Japanese!



Full Metal Alchemist n0. 1




Don't you fear, my little American Yankee Doodles, there is but this first in Francais for you. The rest, we have the English fansubs.

Full Metal Alchemist n0. 36




FMA is actually quite the mirror of our world, in both of it's worlds, one of which IS our world, circa World War II.

Full Metal Alchemist n0. 37




First of all, it's about fascism, and the casual evils of following orders.

Full Metal Alchemist n0. 38




Secondly it instructs of the greater evils afforded the morally corrupt when they are given the resources of a society to draw upon and the cloak of national security to hide under.

Full Metal Alchemist n0. 39




These themes weave around a skein of universal truth expressed as The Law of Equivalent Exchange, an alchemical version of the laws of conservation. It should be noted that this law is a real law in our universe, very important to those of us who have...agreements to navigate.

Full Metal Alchemist n0. 40




There are Fuhrers and Homuniculi, madmen and manifestations of military machination; and the greatest horrors are those that humans exact upon thier own kind out of predjudice, indifference and duty with common tools, fire and guns.

Full Metal Alchemist n0. 41




Genocides and coverups make the godlike National Alchemists powerless to control their own fascist government, and the Black Gate ties them to the nuclear holocausts and Nazi death-camps of our continuum with a web of fate powered by the souls of those devoured by the endless wars of both worlds.

Good times indeed for two kids trapped in cyborg auto-mail due to hard lessons in The Real Truth™: Equivalent exchange doesn't by any means have to work both ways. Sometimes an arm and a leg just get paid to the Void and you don't get shit. If you can still complain about it, you got a good deal.

Full Metal Alchemist n0. 42




If you can't find a metaphor in Isballa, just grove on Lust's chassis for a spell.

I'm sure you can Google the rest of the story.

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Shi Pew Den




Just as an aside, 100% of the hackerz in this room use Dvorak keyboards. Remember, i'm NOT a hacker, either. I'm Qwerty 4 l1f3, know this.

I had a lot more bile to vent; no idea where it went.

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Thursday, April 05, 2007

The Real
















Pals of Palestinians Precariously Placed


It not only can happen here, it does.








H4zz1K4sT

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Japanese Frenching

Pelosi gets love letter from Dubya, giggles to girlfreinds about it


Like Goodfellas, with mutant Yakuza zombies.


Gungrave
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I wrote such a pompastalicious jism about Disney and Anime that the Scr1pt_G0ddess fully ate the post before i even knew i was out of line. I was WAY out too; i even compared GunGrave to that peice of shit Cistern Chapel.


Blandon Heat has been most insistant on the topic of the Popular Vote.



So nice that DailyMotion's iFrame players can run free here...it looks way nicer with the full French Push.

What doesn't, though?

BTW, i don't speak French, although i'm starting to see what Japanese means to French speakers. I wouldn't call that understanding either, though. I'll get my English subs up soonish, mayhap.


Tunez For T00nz, From T00nz

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Friday, February 23, 2007

Checkpoints, Quasicrystaline Tiling, and DeeDee

How exactly does Israeli policy of keeping the occupied territories populations apart from thier population not meet the definition of aparthied?


"Srry, but freedom isn't free, or even on the market."


Oh that's right, the rulers decide the definitions of the age in which they rule.

My bad.

Hence all that is old can be new again, or at least news again.


Quasicrystaline tiling re-rediscovered, again.


Those of us who are vehomently pro-geometry have long touted the superiority of Middle Eastern tiling. Those of you who use Arabic numerals are probably dimmly aware that these are indicative of a culture fluent in math. So, i'm comfortable going out on a limb and answering the question poised in the above linked article: Yes, the designers of the tile pattern knew about it's non-recursive math. One has to do the math to design tiling patterns based on math.

Shake it off with me, America. Let's focus on some good things.

In appreciation of his ding-ach-sich, here's the Hero of Our age, the Hon. George Galloway. (Not to be confused with fellow WordPresser and Lenny Bruce Strike Force memeber, Galloway)


He's Got A Way, He's Got His Gall
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I love these men, but especially George, because he's so damn resilient. He's been taking the slings and arrows for the entire Western Empire throughout this past 7 years of cleptocratic imperial boondogerry, and he's thrived on it. Now he's leading the charge to topple Blair, and all we can do is wish we had someone like him.

Segues nicely into this playlist. Cow and Chicken: A Model Of American Bipartisanship.


Potential Analogue Model Viewer
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Cow is of course the Dems; eager to play the nice guy, apparently compassionate but with a deadly secret. Chicken as the GOP; virulent self-interested hothead with little-man syndrome, quick to flare at assumed transgressions, overprotective. Together they navigate the American dreamscape of devils and morons to thier mutual betterment.

Maybe you'd prefer a degreed opinion?


Parenti Guidance
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There's no analogy or reason to give a reason for posting Dexter's Lab.


The Lab, The Girl, And Dexter
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Saturday, February 10, 2007

ATHF VMCVP&EC

Viral AdBombers Wanted.

ATHF VMCAB 2008
Become Part Of The Stupidity.

Become An Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Colon Movie Film For Theatres
Viral AdBomb Guerilla Monkey.
Person Guy.
Today.
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Enemy Combatants
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Monday, January 29, 2007

Harp On




Percentage change from 2004 to 2005 in the number of criminal violations by U.S. military recruiters: +106


Number of private firms that have been hired since 2002 to recruit soldiers for the Army: 7


Average amount the firms are paid per recruit: $5,700








Amount a 2006 defense bill authorized for a daylong “celebration” of “success” in Iraq and Afghanistan: $20,000,000



Date on which the authorization was extended to 2007: 9/30/06







Number of life-size photo cutouts of troops that Maine’s Army National Guard has given to relatives: 200



Chances that a Guantánamo detainee was turned over to Coalition forces by an Afghan or Pakistani citizen: 9 in 10



Average reward that leaflets airdropped over their countries promised for every “terrorist” turned in: $5,000





Amount a cable TV reporter paid a former Army interrogator to waterboard him in July: $800


Minutes into the waterboarding that a producer decided he had to stop it: 24





Number of incidences of torture on prime-time network TV shows from 2002 to 2005: 624


Number on shows the previous seven years: 110



Number of people the U.S. counterterrorism agent Jack Bauer personally killed last season on the TV show 24: 38







Harpers Index for Dec, 2006

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Friday, December 22, 2006

twitch

An Important Message For All
On The First Annual International Orgasm For Peace Day
From Sri LoverTits

Peaches - FatherFucker


That's right. It's The First Annual International Orgasm For Peace Day, which is probably just some scam thought up by a hippie at AlterNet to get a lil som-some from his fridgidarierre life-partner, but i'm STILL down wit it. Regardez; let's check in on Sri Dr. Annie Sprinkle, Phd.



Whilst i'm swiping code and hijacking Shock(sans Awe)Waves, let's segue back to pre(and post)coital 'toonishness.

Al Jazeera Cartoons



I shrewdly avoid a PowerPuff Girl entandre here, proving that i have a sensitive outward demenour that would ne'er tarnish our National Rep with allusions to fourways with minors or thier role models.

In public.


PPG: I See A Funny Cartoon In Your Future
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The real importance is here: My early MaMaass gift to Cj 08 TX CM, the right Hon Rev SWIM, who doesn't let the fact that he disagrees with me deter his dutiful execution of the office conferred upon him.

I assume. I mean, i'm not in Texas, i can't really check up on it. I just figure the Lone Star State is in my cotton-pickin' pocket, since they so love Okies there.


Calls To Cthulhu
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Cthulu Dreams. Last night i had a dream that the campaign caught on just enough so that i was taken out after writing a Blogger post. It was kinda bittersweet. Like fucking an Ex and dying afterwards.

For the rest, here's Sri Carlin, during an angry decade that was the Reagan Years.
This is the Carlin who was, is, and shall always be my ONLY role model.


Carlin: What Am I Doing In New Jersey?
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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Messages from the Front


Posted By:Awliyaullah

A mesage from the Iraqui People

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If you can't work for peace, these Marines advise against working for war as well.



Non-Recruiting Video
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Take the rest of the year off, America.

Here's our favorite thumper family, straight outta Moralton.


Moral Oral: The Best Christmas Ever
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Moral Oral: God's Image
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Moral Oral: God's Chef
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Moral Oral: Loyalty
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