The American Crisis: Media Me

Descendents - Hurtin' Crue

Shiv.

this ain't gonna work...

YEEEE HAW!!!!

One for two ain't bad. The original intent? The Reuters?

yeah, it failed.

So why, you may ask, did i attempt to get the Reuters stream running here?

Well, because they said it would. This is the umpteenth media stream that i have attempted to get up-ons for y'all, and they resist sooooo well, it's giving me wood.

I LOVE IT when a source is spunky. Like you can stop me, sluts.

No media has ever stopped me. I will capture you, hijack you, rip you, straight-splitterfeed your NTSC ass into a VCR and recapture you if neccessary. RA, WMV, OGG, XML, SWF, MPG or MOV, you are mine.

I see, i hear, i own, i share. I am the massage that makes your message, Media.

I will ducttape my cammcorder to the monitor downstairs and webcam your feed if required. I'll shoplift your DVD and give it to my mom for her birthday, using her machine to rip it to an overseas server before emptying her fridge and leaving.

I'll pry-pop your newstand just to give three copies of the Sunday addition to the transients by the QFC.

Information, especially that which is as biased as you provide, should not be jealously guarded like a hermetic secret. It should be openfed, paid for by the leeches at Coke and ADM. Otherwise, i shouldn't see those adds. Right?

Right.

BTW, isn't it nice to have Ethiopia showing their ass-kicking colors again? These fine Lost Tribesmen have been defeated once, maybe twice. They destroyed the Itallian army back in the colonial days. The British marched to Addiss Abba and quelled the natives some. Ethiopian script, Amharik, looks so much like Hebrew that i just consider them Jews. So do alot of the people living in the middle of Lake Victoria. You know, the ones with the original Torah and the Arc of the Covenant. When these folks decide to clean house on noob sects of the JudeoChrislamic family they have a bit more authority than most generations ever get to see. Watch close, kids.

So you wanna watch
Al Jazeera English,
but not from Gitmo?