Pre-Post Singularity Primer: Tools That Kill

God - Body Horror

American Thanaphilia:

A dual presentation of martial tools and current US DeathCulture popism


intended for the edutainment of our CoOperative(s) in the World's Largest Democracy™






Kunai with Slit-Skirt.




The flint hand-axe has been a favorite amongst tent-warming concubines for aeons, although many prefer a properly lethal ointment.



The business end of a poleaxe has a continuity of blade that celebrates simple ergonomic truths.

The 120cm reach of this poleaxe provides sufficient leverage and momentum to require bolstering the handle.




Clockwise from left: Gris-gris candle; machette; Insipid Pop Culture; Maha Deva Kali Maa (colour'd wrong, a choking hazard); 12 gauge shotgun, .38 and .50 calibre shells; Stealth Bomber; and golf ball.
The most lethal? The orange Molitor no.1.
Golf kills.

PopcultureVultures may want to take note that the oversize Marciano spread is from the 2004 rollout by Guess?, 24 pages of Paris at her GildedGutterSnipe best, shot by Ellen Von Unwerth (whose name really says it all), and is for sale.